As a veteran of the Korean War and a longtime employee of several different, but closely-related companies, I have built up a large and pointless collection of tangentially-related anecdotes.
Whether you’re seeking advice on how to get a raise, determine your accidental child’s middle name or just want to know which name-brand laxative is still being made “like they used to,” I’m your man. If you’re seeking no advice whatsoever, especially from someone who knows laxatives inside and out, I’m also your man.
As you can tell by the photo, I’m a fan of hats and pipes and wear both whenever humanly possible, much to the chagrin of fellow moviegoers and flight attendants.
If you feel you’ve learned something from these posts, by all means, let me know. I’m often as surprised as you are to find actual wisdom buried deep within a disturbing tale of battlefield surgery and topical ointments.